I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
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It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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