I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
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I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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