Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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