He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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