Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
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Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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