Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
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I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
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Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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