Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You are the jesus of drinking
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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