I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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