her vagine was all disorganized.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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