nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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