let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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