Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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