All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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