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Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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