Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
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I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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