Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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