i think i have herpe
just one?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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