It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Randomize