If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
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She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
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i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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