K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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