What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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