one two three fourrrrnication!
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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