NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
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I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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