first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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