gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
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Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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