Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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