Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I smell stomach acid.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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