you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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