Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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