I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
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I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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