guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
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im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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