I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
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Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
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That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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