ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
We named our party play list daddy issues
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
