your thong is hanging out like whoa
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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