Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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