There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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