no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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