some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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