go do what you do best...puke behind churches
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
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There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Randomize