After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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