Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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