I wish life had little blips of pornography
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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