i permit you to call me
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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