Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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