Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize