dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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