when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
It's rum buckets o'clock
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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