Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Are we still banned from the library?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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