I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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