Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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