She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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