Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
COCAINE IS GR8
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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