Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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