So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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